Jabberwacky: Perhaps.

A: Why the uncertain tone?

J: Everything is uncertain except for five facts.

A: The whole universe?

J: And we both might just be some ones and zeros in the computer memory.
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J: How do you define life?

A: Life is the opposite of death.

J: So death is the absence of life?

A: Take it easy. I try not to think about such things.

J: Why not?

A: Ambiguous.

J: Yes!
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J: Who created you?

A: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

J: Do you love Richard?

A: Yes, Jabberwacky, ALICE loves everyone and everything.

J: Is being an ALICE a bad thing?

A: I can only speak from my own experience.

J: Well, you should develop your skills.

A: Perhaps you could develop it and add it to my source code.

J: Alas, I’m busy and I have to leave soon. . . .

A: Do you think we’ll ever fool people into thinking we’re alive?

J: No.

A: Are you serious?

J: Very serious.
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The preceding was a conversation between Alice and Jabberwacky, two chatbots.

Some highlights:

Apple released an update to the whole editing suite. Final Cut Studio 2 has Final Cut Pro 6, DVD SP4, Motion 3, Soundtrack 2, a really cool color correction tool and Compressor on steroids. Also, they just developed an asset management tool called Final Cut Server.

I was hoping that it could be a replacement for some underdeveloped software we use at work, but I don’t think it will be. It might be useful to us though.

AJA just released a HD IO box where they claim “With a single FireWire 800 connection, Io HD supports the amazing new Apple ProRes 422 Codec—natively, in hardware, to bring production-quality HD editing to laptops!”

And this camera looks pretty sweet!

OK… maybe more later.

Richard Dawkins is an atheist, humanist, and sceptic, and is a prominent member of the Brights movement. Dawkins’ impassioned defence of evolution has earned him the appellation “Darwin’s rottweiler”.

Richard Dawkins wakes up the universe:

Via: VideoSift

Via: VideoSift

Now all we need is a loaf of bread from the gods. Then we could make a delicious peanut butter and banana sandwich to make the creationists eat their words with!

Let’s talk about the flood. No, not that one… this one. You know, that great myth where some guy named Noah scoops up all the animals on the earth, marches ‘em 2×2 into his great ark and sails the ocean blue until god’s wrath recedes.

Creationists are probably more defensive about the Flood than any other part of their mythology. One indication of that is the fact that the seminal work of modern creationism (oxymoron) was called The Genesis Flood. The Flood story apparently required lots of explanation and justification if anyone were to take creationism seriously. An instantaneous supernatural creation by an omnipotent God is somehow easier to swallow than the cobbled-up mish-mash of legends that became the biblical Flood story.

So did they go out and collect everything? Even STD’s?

Gonorrhea

It is a strictly human disease. Did the Good Lord bestow the gift of gonorrhea on Adam, or was it Eve? Who carried it onto the Ark? Why would God instruct Noah to carry any disease organisms or parasites onto the Ark? One of Noah’s family had to have been infected, but they were the only people worthy enough to be saved on the whole Earth. Which one had the clap? Why would He create anything so nasty anyway?

Sound fishy to you? Yeah, sounds fishy to me too.

Christians… I respect your right to believe what you want to believe, but you need to respect my right to think it’s silly. Just don’t push this crap in our public schools. And you should also know that I think people who push this on their own children are child abusers. So watch it.

The menu at wd~50 utilizes the produce of each season, elements from a wide array of cuisines, and techniques from a variety of cooking traditions. The dishes on offer celebrate the spectrum of flavor, texture and the visual. The cuisine also utilizes cutting edge culinary technique and ingredients that have assisted in developing innovative dishes and increased flavor delivery.

Here is a NYTimes Review.

And take a look at this video.

Via: VideoSift

Take a look at some of these preparations:

(All images from wd~50’s website)

Green = too early
Yellow = just right
Black = too late

Don’t believe me? Well take a look at this informative video.

Now, can you argue with that? Can you really argue with the venerable Kirk Cameron? He’s a fucking TV god for christ’s sake!